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Not Today Sprinkle Tits Unicorn Coffee Mug
Not Today Sprinkle Tits Unicorn Coffee Mug

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Not Today Sprinkle Tits Unicorn Coffee Mug

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  • $12.95
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Do you need the perfect gift for your boss, parents or Grandma & Grandpa? THIS IS NOT IT.This is the mug you will want to take to work, but your boss will be offended. You know you want to say it.. you probably know someone else who does too. Help them satisfy their need to let it all out, ev...

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Custom Engraved Pencils
Custom Engraved Pencils

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Custom Engraved Pencils

Pencils

  • $93.00
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Your choice of text - we will engrave ANYTHING (Seriously have you seen the stuff we put on stuff?) that you would like into the wood of these pencils! We promise not to blush or judge. If you can type it into a notepad we can engrave it on our pencils. #2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved pencils. ...

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Boss Lady Pencils
Boss Lady Pencils

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Boss Lady Pencils

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#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved "BOSS LADY" pencils. These pencils have attitude and make great gifts for friends, siblings, parents, cousins. Pretty much anyone you want to share attitude with. Imagine bringing a smile to your best friend’s face! Or giving that co-worker the most appropriate, ...

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Mom Mug with Heart and Arrows
Mom Mug with Heart and Arrows

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Mom Mug with Heart and Arrows

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Do you need the perfect gift for a new Mom? Then look no further than our adorable Mom coffee mug - we believe it's the perfect coffee mug for the Mom to be in your life. You can give it as a gift at the baby shower, right after the baby is born, as a birthday gift, or any other time of the year ...

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Fucking Pencil Pack
Fucking Pencil Pack

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Fucking Pencil Pack

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This listing contains cuss words or swear words. If you are easily offended this listing is NOT for you. Turn around. There is nothing here to see. Move along now.There. Now that we've got rid of that group... Our F'ing Pencil Pack is sure to get a laugh! You'll receive six (count them 6) #2 Grap...

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Fuck My Life Pencils
Fuck My Life Pencils

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Fuck My Life Pencils

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This listing contains cuss words or swear words. If you are easily offended this listing is NOT for you. Turn around. There is nothing here to see. Move along now.There. Now that we've got rid of that group...  #2 Graphite Lead Hexagon pencils engraved with the phrase "FUCK MY LIFE". These pencil...

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Get Shit Done Pencils
Get Shit Done Pencils

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Get Shit Done Pencils

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  • $1.80
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This listing contains cuss words or swear words. If you are easily offended this listing is NOT for you. Turn around. There is nothing here to see. Move along now.There. Now that we've got rid of that group... Your choice of a set of two (2), six (6), or a full dozen,, #2 Graphite Lead Hexagon En...

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Girl Boss Pencils
Girl Boss Pencils

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Girl Boss Pencils

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#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved "GIRL BOSS" pencils. These pencils make great gifts for bosses, friends, siblings, parents, cousins. Imagine bringing a smile to your best friend’s face! Or giving that co-worker the most appropriate, inappropriate gift. It could be you. You can be the one that ...

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Feminist as Fuck Pencils
Feminist as Fuck Pencils

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Feminist as Fuck Pencils

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  • $1.80
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This listing contains cuss words or swear words. If you are easily offended this listing is NOT for you. Turn around. There is nothing here to see. Move along now.There. Now that we've got rid of that group... #2 Graphite Lead Hexagon pencils engraved with the phrase "FEMINIST AS FUCK". These pen...

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Good Grammar Turns Me On Pencils
Good Grammar Turns Me On Pencils

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Good Grammar Turns Me On Pencils

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  • $1.80
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#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved "GOOD GRAMMAR TURNS ME ON" pencils. These pencils have attitude and make great gifts for friends, siblings, parents, cousins. Pretty much anyone you want to share attitude with. Imagine bringing a smile to your best friend’s face! Or giving that co-worker the mos...

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Homonyms Pencil Set 1
Homonyms Pencil Set 1

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Homonyms Pencil Set 1

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  • $7.90
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This listing contains cuss words or swear words. If you are easily offended this listing is NOT for you. Turn around. There is nothing here to see. Move along now.There. Now that we've got rid of that group... This listing is the second in a series of our Homonym Pencils - it contains six (6) #2 ...

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Homonyms Pencil Set 2
Homonyms Pencil Set 2

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Homonyms Pencil Set 2

Pencils

  • $7.90
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This listing contains cuss words or swear words. If you are easily offended this listing is NOT for you. Turn around. There is nothing here to see. Move along now.There. Now that we've got rid of that group... This listing is the first in a series of our Homonym Pencils - it contains six (6) #2 G...

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I Don't Give a Fuck Pencils
I Don't Give a Fuck Pencils

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I Don't Give a Fuck Pencils

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This listing contains cuss words or swear words. If you are easily offended this listing is NOT for you. Turn around. There is nothing here to see. Move along now.There. Now that we've got rid of that group...#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon pencils engraved with the phrase "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK". These p...

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I Hate Bras Pencils
I Hate Bras Pencils

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I Hate Bras Pencils

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#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved "I HATE BRAS" pencils.  We engrave these in our home studio in the United States. These are NOT foil printed. The text is actually burned into the wood of the pencil using a high-end computer-controlled laser <insert evil laughter here... The text color is dep...

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I'm Not Bossy I Am The Boss Pencils
I'm Not Bossy I Am The Boss Pencils

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I'm Not Bossy I Am The Boss Pencils

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#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved "I'M NOT BOSSY I AM THE BOSS" pencils.  We engrave these in our home studio in the United States. These are NOT foil printed. The text is actually burned into the wood of the pencil using a high-end computer-controlled laser <insert evil laughter here... The t...

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Khaleesi Pencils
Khaleesi Pencils

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Khaleesi Pencils

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#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved "KHALEESI" pencils. These pencils make great gifts for bosses, friends, siblings, parents, cousins. Imagine bringing a smile to your best friend’s face! Or giving that co-worker the most appropriate, inappropriate gift. It could be you. You can be the one that t...

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Mean Girls Pencil Set 1
Mean Girls Pencil Set 1

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Mean Girls Pencil Set 1

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This collection of #2 hex pencils are engraved with 6 of the best one-liners from the classic movie MEAN GIRLS. The pencils will be engraved with the phrases:BOO, YOU WHORE!YOU'RE LIKE, REALLY PRETTY.THAT'S SO FETCH!ON WEDNESDAYS WE WEAR PINK.YOU GO GLENN COCO.YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.Six #2 Graphit...

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Mean Girls Pencil Set 2
Mean Girls Pencil Set 2

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Mean Girls Pencil Set 2

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  • $7.90
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This collection of #2 hex pencils are engraved with 6 of the best one-liners from the classic movie MEAN GIRLS. The pencils will be engraved with the phrases:GROOLI'M A COOL MOMI KNOW, RIGHT?SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HEREIS BUTTER A CARB?UGH, AS IFSix #2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved pencils.These pen...

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Like a Boss Pencils
Like a Boss Pencils

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Like a Boss Pencils

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#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved "LIKE A BOSS" pencils. These pencils make great gifts for bosses, friends, siblings, parents, cousins. Imagine bringing a smile to your best friend’s face! Or giving that co-worker the most appropriate, inappropriate gift. It could be you. You can be the one tha...

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Not Today Satan, Not Today Pencils
Not Today Satan, Not Today Pencils

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Not Today Satan, Not Today Pencils

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Are you or a loved on being tempted? Help remind them not to give in to the temptation with our Not Today Satan, Not Today. The text is permanently engraved into the wood. It's not coming off. #2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved pencils. These pencils make great gifts for children, bosses, friends,...

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She Believed She Could - So She Did Pencils
She Believed She Could - So She Did Pencils

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She Believed She Could - So She Did Pencils

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#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon Engraved "SHE BELIEVED SHE COULD - SO SHE DID" pencils. These pencils make great gifts for children, friends, siblings, parents, cousins. Imagine bringing a smile to your best friend’s face! Or giving that co-worker the most appropriate, inappropriate gift. It could be y...

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