This listing contains cuss words or swear words. If you are easily offended this listing is NOT for you. Turn around. There is nothing here to see. Move along now.
There. Now that we've got rid of that group... This listing is the first in a series of our Homonym Pencils - it contains six (6) #2 Graphite Lead Hexagon pencils engraved with some basic word definitions:
"AFFECT = A FUCKING ACTION" "EFFECT = A FUCKING RESULT" "YOUR = SHOWS FUCKING POSSESSION" "YOU'RE = YOU FUCKING ARE" "LOOSE = "NOT FUCKING FIXED IN PLACE" "LOSE = CEASE TO FUCKING KEEP"
These pencils have attitude and make great gifts for friends, siblings, parents, cousins. Pretty much anyone you want to share attitude with. Awesome for the new teacher in your life!
Imagine bringing a smile to your best friend’s face! Or giving that co-worker the most appropriate, inappropriate gift. It could be you. You can be the one that totally makes their day, week, month. Heck, it might make their year! Make the whole office laugh by giving this during a gift exchange.
We engrave these in our home studio in the United States. These are NOT foil printed. The text is actually burned into the wood of the pencil using a high-end computer-controlled laser <insert evil laughter here... The text color is dependent on the reaction of the wood to the heat of the laser. The laser gives us the option to easily change the font. No two pencils will be exactly the same.
Pencils are hex and of standard length.
#2 Graphite Lead Hexagon
They are unsharpened - why should we have all the fun?
The color of the eraser and the little piece of metal that holds the eraser to the pencil may vary from that shown.